Bike Mad

When you're mad at guys who take bikes too seriously, especially when they wear a bunch of stupid gear so you know they just got done riding .8 miles from their apartment to the coffee shop.

Framk: "I'm big bike mad right now"

Bike Mad by IM FRAMK October 31, 2021

Bike Theft Auto 

Name of hit film series created by two intelligent men

Bike Theft Auto is the best movie

Bike Theft Auto by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021

Bike prom 

A semi annual bike forward event beginning with a community ride and followed by a prom style party, These events usually raise funds and raffle things off

I’m going to bike prom soon it’s gonna be lit

Bike prom by Twistedsteve May 21, 2022

Bike Rider 

It’s a person who stay in your business and stays commenting on topics you talk about

Me: I’m Batman

Random:no your not

Me:BIKE RIDER

Bike Rider by Chasisbatman May 31, 2022

Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.

Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”

Bike-racking by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022

Bike seat 

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

Bike seat by JLco June 13, 2022

bike lane

a car park

look at that bike lane

bike lane by big man tingfam September 15, 2022