Bali

The worst possible insult ever imaginable. If you call anyone a Bali it must be because they deserve it.

Dude that guy is such a bali...

by yzoolf May 27, 2011

Bailindquishvin

5 parts Bailey. 1.77 parts Linda. 2 parts LaQuisha. 1.23 parts Mervin. All parts amazing.

Guy: Hey Bailindquishvin, you're kind of wonderful.

Bailindquishvin: Oh gee thanks!

by Squeaky Chairs June 18, 2011

Balion

A person of loose moral value when intoxicated... Resulting in obscene public promiscuity

Someone who is a sexual predator and is shameless with it...

Guy A- "Dude did you see that girl sucking that other girls titties on the dancefloor???"

Guy B- "Yeh man, she's a Balion!!!"

Guy A- "TOTAL Balion!"

by Benjamin Skankin August 24, 2011

Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.

Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.

by ThomasGAlexander July 29, 2012

bailitis

when a girl (or guy) bails on a date by pretending to be sick

I was supposed to go out with Hadley tonight, but she came down with a serious case of bailitis

by joshoohaah November 3, 2013

balistifuck

When you have used the word fuck so many times in one day that it has lost all potency, the day has gone balistifuck.

The day has just gone balistifuck.

by Mikiejb May 11, 2015

balien

The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.

Aww! Her baby is a total balien.

by zunigasm22 March 22, 2016