Behzad

A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.

B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.

C) A complete ass.

A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???

B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)

C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.

by joshcole87 January 6, 2013

behzad

1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.

Damn dude, did you see that Behzad??! I don't know what to do...i'm emotionally scarred...

by King Behzad May 4, 2006

Bazza

A Bazza is someone who is alone and usually a loser. It comes from being Larry The Loner. Larry: Barry: Bazza!

Girl #1: Look at that guy all alone at the bus stop with no friends!
Girl #2: I know! He is such a Bazza!!

by S24 December 19, 2006

bezzer

a name for some one who has been shit on by a bird in the mouth.

oh what a lovely day today,oooh whats that in the sky? ahhhh hahahahah you BEZZERRRR!!!

by duncan white January 12, 2008

bezz

substitute for fuck
(scottish slang)

i don't give a bezz
bezz off
get to bezz

by heenok June 26, 2008

betzany

Betzany can be your friend or more.She will guide you through difficult paths.she will be caring,loving,and trustworthy. If you want betzany to be your friend you just need to be yourself that helps her believe that she can trust you

I think I just feel in love with betzany

by Vrkbekbg November 21, 2018

bezzeled

Unbelievably stoned beyond any comprehension.

1. Dude, I can't feel my legs...Damn, I'm bezzeled.

by Spandy April 15, 2003