Slang for Alberta, the cowboy centre of Canada's economy. Generally used by Albertan Hicks, Greasers, Rig Pigs, and hockey/lacrosse boys. Although only the aforementioned use it, every Albertan is proud of the name 'Berta.
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Get the oklahoma beatdown mug.A verb pertaining to Bert Lopez, a New Mexico State police officer who was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of his squad car by a private security camera, bert lopezing means:
1., any sexual act involving a police officer.
2., to literally or figuratively be taken behind a building by an authority, bent over backwards, and fucked.
Alt.: bert, lopez, 'pez.
PP.: bert lopezed, berted, lopezed, pezzed.
Ger.: bert lopezing, berting, lopezing, pezzing.
1., any sexual act involving a police officer.
2., to literally or figuratively be taken behind a building by an authority, bent over backwards, and fucked.
Alt.: bert, lopez, 'pez.
PP.: bert lopezed, berted, lopezed, pezzed.
Ger.: bert lopezing, berting, lopezing, pezzing.
"I totally want to bert lopez that cop groupie."
"I just parked there for like, five minutes, and I got lopezed with a ticket for $200!"
"Oh, the sergeant's off berting some broad, he'll be back in five."
"I just parked there for like, five minutes, and I got lopezed with a ticket for $200!"
"Oh, the sergeant's off berting some broad, he'll be back in five."
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Get the bert lopez mug.The act of two partners bending over and going ass to ass and thaking a shit at the same time. However sometimes if the two partners both have diarreha it can rsult in a 'Bertha Fountain'.
Rosalie and Brett left a giant mess in the bedroom after doing a few rounds of hot berthas in there.
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