A story told on the internet, about real life, that turns out to be fiction. Comes from the website www.bash.org, a site listing humorous logs of IRC conversations. A common theme is that of a user telling a story of how his building is burning down, the joke being that he had to tell his friends on the internet about it before running for his life.
"You know that story Jim's always telling, about the woman he slept with that ended up being his buddie's mom? Turns out it's just a bash fire."
by RunningFool February 16, 2006
"Hey man wanna go emo bashing," person 1
"I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings," person 2
"Don't worry they already hate themselves," person 1
"Well in that case alright," person 2
"I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings," person 2
"Don't worry they already hate themselves," person 1
"Well in that case alright," person 2
by Chim1 June 22, 2007
When a group of people (usually women) get together and bash other women. Usually begins when one person makes a simple negative comment about a female who isn't present. This quickly escalates into a full out bash against the female, and will most likely lead to the bashing of more women.
Female 1: Haha, you remember when Becky blocked me on Facebook?
Female 2: Yea, what a whore.
Female 3: I heard she's a complete slut, too. She hangs out with Sarah. I hate them both.
Male 1: You've only been here 10 minutes, and you've already started a Bitch Bash.
Female 2: Yea, what a whore.
Female 3: I heard she's a complete slut, too. She hangs out with Sarah. I hate them both.
Male 1: You've only been here 10 minutes, and you've already started a Bitch Bash.
by KimIsMe June 12, 2010
A Beaver Bash is the antonym of a Sausage Fest. It’s a party where the majority of the party goers are female and thus there are a lot of beavers.
Eddy – “Saturday my girlfriend is throwing a party with all her female friends.”
Tom – “Sweet! It’s a beaver bash!”
Tom – “Sweet! It’s a beaver bash!”
by T.A! May 17, 2006
by drbigdaddygee March 12, 2010
A game played by two or more players. Whilst walking and/or driving, swimming, flying, riding a bicycle, etc. whenever a ninja (an muslim lady wearing religious headwear, technically called a peepscarf, that only shows her face and/or eyes) is spotted, you must hit another player on the arm and/or leg, crotch, nose and/or head whilst exclaiming as loudly as possible the words 'Ninja Bash!' Also known as postboxing.
by Jamal Cake October 18, 2007
Nerd Bashing is the unfortunate activity society enjoys today, though it started back when the Media started making its discriminatory propeganda broadcasts, mainly targeting "emos," Communists, and the main focus on my little article: "Nerds."
While people say it's all their fault, I disagree otherwise. Nerd bashing, among other minority prejudice, can take place in the following forms:
While people say it's all their fault, I disagree otherwise. Nerd bashing, among other minority prejudice, can take place in the following forms:
Physical
-Shoving
-Punching
-Kicking
-"Stuffing in Locker" as portrayed in movies.
-Anything related to physical abuse
Emotional
-Insulting
-Teasing
-Social Rejection
-Related forms
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you may end up working for one." Bill Gates at his Graduation.
"I have always been against society's "popular image" and "social structure." Democracy, unfortunately, can't do anything without violating it's constitution to strongly enforce anti-discriminatory laws. Only a strong Socialist-like movement can promise equal rights to not only the majority, but to also the minority, in which nerds are included in it. Nerd bashing is wrong and should be outlawed beyond the workplace and into typical society, as well as the other in the minority" -Me
-Shoving
-Punching
-Kicking
-"Stuffing in Locker" as portrayed in movies.
-Anything related to physical abuse
Emotional
-Insulting
-Teasing
-Social Rejection
-Related forms
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you may end up working for one." Bill Gates at his Graduation.
"I have always been against society's "popular image" and "social structure." Democracy, unfortunately, can't do anything without violating it's constitution to strongly enforce anti-discriminatory laws. Only a strong Socialist-like movement can promise equal rights to not only the majority, but to also the minority, in which nerds are included in it. Nerd bashing is wrong and should be outlawed beyond the workplace and into typical society, as well as the other in the minority" -Me
by BeerChuggin'German August 23, 2008