Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Bojarian Barleycorns

A measurement. Universal in mankind, everyone understands Bojarian Barleycorns. A common increment of weight or length.

"Say bro, how many Bojarian Barleycorns did Benson's burbii weigh ?"
"Yo, homie. That mofo burbii weighed eight and three eighths of Debns finest utilitarian measurements."

by Tinca July 21, 2022

Mr.barkley

The most boring fucking teacher in the world

Student 1: Oh, you have Mr.Barkley I heard he’s nice!

Student 2: No, his class fucking sucks.

by Justmelmfaolol September 4, 2022

michael bartlett

The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful

Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.

by Luciezdreamz May 25, 2024

More gnarled than Barkley

Referring to something/someone as more gnarled than Barkley, suggests that-that something and/or someone is very gnarley looking, ugly, or disfigured.

Yo man, that chick is "more gnarled than Barkley".

by BooBooBeeBeeBeepBeep October 1, 2009

Nathan Thomas lee bartlett

Overall cool dude but when it comes to knowing a fucking thing about old navy is absolutely worthless and knows NOTHING

YABADABADO nathan Thomas lee Bartlett DONT KNOW OLD NAVY

by Natesucks March 19, 2023

Ted King as Senator Bartlett

Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023