barbedos hotspring

When you put your balls in a glass of warm milk, then have a chick blow bubbles into it with a straw, thus reenacting a hotspring.

Chick: Wait a minute, there's no hotsprings in Barbedos, so why is it called a Barbedos hotspring?

Guy: Shut up and blow

by WuTang October 14, 2006

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

banted

A word used to describe past banter.

Guy 1: Did you butt fuck that girl Alisha in the crack den?
Guy 2: Bro, we banted about this yesterday
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by bettylandretty April 26, 2017

barsed

when you cant be bothered doing something derived from "be arsed"

"Would you like to go to the movies?"
"Nah, I cant barsed"

by timofie October 8, 2006

barged

Blast through, or intrude.

The police barged through the door and crumpled the fat guy into the police cruiser. It was a closed casket funeral

by SouperMole December 6, 2013

bartending

entertaining a crowd of people with mixed alcoholic concoctions

In the summer of '67 I was bartending at the Electric, Psychedelic, Pussycat, Swinger's Club in London when Austin Powers failed to catch Dr. Evil.

by yowfactor January 24, 2014

Erica Barter

Best wife ever, hard working, loving, caring mother. Marine Wife. While husband is deployed Erica Barter cuts the grass, takes out the trash, cleans the house, cooks, grocery shopping, fixes up the house, takes care of the kids, brings them to appointments, the park, the stores. she feeds the kids, bathes the kids, gets no sleep during the night because the kids are sick, or missing daddy, and so is she. She does this all being pregnant, she's a real woman, wife, mother.

you are an Erica Barter, you are amazing in other words.

by wbarter85 October 16, 2008