Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

by MRia October 24, 2013

Barking in the wrong hole

When you scream into your girlfriends ass hole ass loud as possible

Marsha broke up with Deral because he barked in the wrong hole

"you hear that Marsha broke up with Deral?"

"Yeah i heard he was Barking in the wrong hole"

by Mr.Daberooni July 26, 2018

Basingstoke Town

Basingstoke Town

Welcome to Basingstoke Town the town full of hypocrites, fake friends, unreliable people, wannabe chavs that all act like they own Basingstoke but are all just complete nerds that listen to Drill Music and act like wannabe gangsters.

by Anonymous58963 April 1, 2021

Barring

This is another word for "spitting bars"

John : My guy ur spitin bars

You : Nah g im barring

Another sentence is : My man is barring right now.

by dsadsadesadsadsadsa December 30, 2021

Retro barking

Barking out orders after the fact.

You can bark all you want...I'm retro barking...I received no such benefits on my bday last week so u gonna 'go shawty' for me....okay?

by Puma Lisa March 25, 2010

Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

by MicAng August 12, 2012