ballet

1. The quantity of muscles divided by body size.

2. A series of rigorous activities to build huge muscles on tiny people.

Most people are bad at ballet.

I often wish I was better at ballet. Or had more ballet. Or however you grammarize it.

Look at that dude, he has a high ballet.

by fmtk8 March 1, 2018

Bartlett High School

some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.

and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw

Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah

by crunchycrispy June 4, 2021

Ballet

Paying someone lots of money to torture you

Bertha: do you like pina coladas?
Gary: getting caught in the rain
Ballet: if you’re not into yoga
Bob: if you have half a brain

by Ksnshsusnjskejsvve July 14, 2021

Barret TMS

A middle school in Louisville Kentucky where all the dumb kids go because they can’t afford a private school. Instead they are told to feel privileged because they’re in a magnet program. Most of these sped kids then go to Male Highschool.

“I’m a proud graduate of Barret TMS!”
Translation: “I somehow passed middle school with a 2.0 GPA”

by Bubbajehosephat September 22, 2021

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008

indiana ballet

The high concentration of strip clubs in northwest Indiana. It sounds better to say we're off to the ballet rather than we're off to a bunch of tittie joints

The Indiana Ballet was delightful last night. I felt the use of lighting was especially wonderful

by Bucky F Badger May 21, 2014

Luciano Barreto

Luciano Barreto is the name of someone so cool that it is unimaginable how cool they are. (A LOT COOLER THAN ANYONE NAMED LUCA) in fact anyone named Luca is shorter than him since Luciano always has the best haircut and is very tall.

Girl-"OMG it's Luciano!!"
Any boy in a 5 mile radius-"Wow, I wish I could be that cool"
Other girl-"He is so SEGGGGGS"
I wish I could be a Luciano Barreto he is so seggsy!!!

by KoolKidSuperSeggs November 23, 2020