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Baltimore Breezer 

A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.
When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.
Baltimore Breezer by Grizlatch November 30, 2006

Baltimore County (B-more) 

Baltimore County is one of the biggest countys in Maryland, and with that said that means there are alot of people there. It is very populated and you just can't catagorize the people there. There are the many private (some catholic) schools, where the girls/boys are told, taught, and raised to do one thing, and i'll be damned if they actually did. Most people think our Public School System is bad, but really the Private ones are worse. We have the areas like Catonsville where most of the kids dress, act and wish they were from howard county (just a mile away) but they arent because there parents cant afford it. Catonsville is where you have the punks and preps, but if ur not black you really dont try to be. Then theres Arbutus. <<Enough Said>> In Arbutus we have an overpopulation on wannabe-thug gangster white kids, but really they just try to hard. Its not exactly lower class, but the people there do a damn good job of making it look like it. In the surrounding areas its the same scene, Halethorpe, Relay and Lansdowne is just Arbutus times 10. If your not a wannabe-thug gangster with a 9mm or a 45 I recommend you not wonder down into what they call RiverView and the Highland Villiage. It might be the County ladies and gentleman but the folks living in this area did a damn good job of bringing the lower class population of the city across the line. There is much more of Baltimore County that I didnt mention, feel free to add!
Baltimore County (B-more) is nothing special... too big, too many ppl, too much to say, and no one truly from Baltimore can actually say it right... Its Bal-Ti-More!
Baltimore County (B-more) by OrNot September 27, 2005

Baltimore Chop 

After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...
When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...
Baltimore Chop by JPnEB March 31, 2009

Baltimore Ravens 

One of two NFL teams in Maryland. They came to Baltimore from Cleveland in 1996. They won the Super Bowl in their 5th season against the New York Giants. I live near Baltimore, but I like the Washington Redskins better.
The Baltimore Ravens won the Super Bowl 9 years ago today :)
Baltimore Ravens by clev7 January 28, 2010

baltimore bitch slap 

Jerking off and having a handful of your fresh cum and slapping somebody with it
My brother caught me jerking off so I Baltimore Bitch Slapped him.

baltimore butterfinger 

When one takes a piece of shit and rolls it in sprinkles and nuts. Then one sticks one end in his/her mouth while another person puts the other end in their mouth. Then they both "Lady and the Tramp it" by eating both ends until their lips meet and they makeout.
Dude, I totally Baltimore Butterfingered my girlfriend last night.