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Baller-status Catholic 

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.
"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."

Baller cheese 

An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.

Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.
Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."

Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"

OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"

Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"

Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."

OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"
Baller cheese by Crewza October 10, 2015

Baller Fresh 

Baller Fresh is an adjective that can describe nearly anything that is great.
Stealing signs is baller fresh shenanigans.
Baller Fresh by Jagwah January 26, 2009

baller shorts 

another name for guy's gym shorts, or basketball shorts.
Richie's got on his baller shorts guyyyyy
baller shorts by lisapwns October 25, 2007

Baller move 

When someone's action/behaviour is so cool and impressive, it makes someone think they could only do that because they're original and unbelievable.
"Poland did a song about why they're so thick for Eurovision!" "Baller move"

"My professor/lecturer complained that I used Gaelic names for locations in my English essay and it was inconsistent. So I fixed it and wrote the entire thing in Gaelic, have fun" "Baller move"

"This girl called me over after a party and we ordered McDonald's to hers. When she was on top with the lights off and her eyes shut, I ate some of her chips" "Baller move"
Baller move by AhhNoo May 9, 2021

Baller Status 

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...
Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything