When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023
Get the Moldy Hay Bailmug. The art of being a pilchard and running away when you're team (in online games) is in a position of advantage against an opposing team and a member of you're team runs away putting you're team at a disadvantage and blames everyone else.
by Paul kingy October 21, 2023
Get the Ego bailingmug. When you originally suggest and make plans, then at the first sign of the other members bailing, you bail first
I was going to go out with Dakota but then he said he might not be able to make it so I counter bailed and said I definitely couldn’t make it actually.
by Thomasdeegan January 23, 2018
Get the counter bailmug. When you dont wanna do something or when a situation isn't going as you would like it to go so you stop doing it or don't do it at all
by Mynamsjeff January 1, 2017
Get the full bailmug.