Banterous cunt

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety

Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie

by JoeyFastFingers November 1, 2013

banter panther

Somebody who is always up for banter or fun. Likes to go wild on a night out

Can be used sarcastically too

"Yo he's a banter panther with the ladies"

"I can't go I'm studying"
"Wow you banter panther"

by KM90 April 24, 2014

Face Baster

A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.

Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.

by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009

banter machine

A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.

The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Banterless

A person who lacks any form of banter, usually found in most girls.

Person A: that kid is banterless.

Person B and C: agreed.

by ganzzz April 19, 2010

risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011

bater

One who Masturbates, Short for Masturbation.

Ron is a constant bater.

by some guy November 18, 2002