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Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked
Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"
by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009
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baked lay

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.
Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.
by Al Hakayfak October 5, 2009
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Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".
Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003
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based movement

living the way of life swaggin too the fullest not caring what people say or think wear act or do what you want inspired by the BASEDGOD Lil B swagg!
guy 1: swagg!!
guy2: whoo!

based movement

living the based live swaggin too the 5th power
by ibased October 30, 2010
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baked in the cake

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report
A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake
by vanderpol September 5, 2010
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Baked Alaskan Pipeline

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.
Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.
by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014
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baedar

baedar |ˈbā, där| pronounced like “bay”
noun: informal, humorous, diminutive (uncountable)

bae + -dar

This word is used to describe:
• the supposed ability of one to recognize if their romantic partner is nearby through incalculable means, similar to extrasensory perception (ESP).
• the alleged capacity of one to find their romantic partner with precision and speed by similar means of very slight indications or other elements of intuitiveness- in settings in which such would seem challenging, e.g. public events, crowded restaurants.

In contemporary use in the United States, bae is a term of endearment and can be used to mean significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, darling, babe, baby etc. The etymological origins of bae are said to be the shortened form of baby or babe. Some synonyms include boo and beau.

As a suffix -dar signifies the ability to detect a thing, and is often used humorously. The etymological origins of -dar come from the word radar; which was originally an acronym coined by the U.S. Navy in 1940, meaning Radio Detection And Ranging. Other derivatives of radar include, jewdar and gaydar.

Baedar consequently is a colloquialism formed through the process of derivation and reflects the contemporary concepts and the emerging need to communicate our distinctive, yet instinctive, connections to others.

Synonyms: boodar and beaudar
"Girl how did you know your man was going to be here? You must have some baedar or something!"

Its first use was idiolect by nature. After a long three-hour course in Applied Research Methods, at 121 South Main Street in Providence Rhode Island, in Brown University’s Public Health School, on the second floor, one student asked her friend if her baedar picked up on the fact that her bae was down the hall in the computer lab.
by Idiolect K March 3, 2015
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