assinitis

a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.

someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a

fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal

he has a bad case of assinitis

that guy really has head up his ass

by fuckdome February 18, 2011

absinthe faerie

An absinthe faerie is a person (usually female) who, when under the influence of intoxicants, does extreme activities.
This will often include climbing bridges, exploring abandoned places, and running from security guards and cops.

"I turned into a total absinthe faerie last night and climbed an operational radio tower, then I BASE jumped off it!"

"That chick is a total absinthe faerie, she's hardcore"

by The Rrin January 19, 2012

asinine idiot

you

you are an asinine idiot

by bored human August 19, 2013

assinsecurities

The state of not being confident in the looks or capabilities of one's ass.

Does he have a nice ass?
No one knows, he has assinsecurities

by MasterGalvatron February 27, 2014

assin up the place

stinky, filthy lazy and of general poor hygiene who's room smells like feet and ass.

That dude just lays around all day assin up the place.

by wayneissims November 22, 2016

aysena

Center of the universe.

She acts like she is Aysena.

by Sugar958274 November 1, 2017

ahsiniis

A Handsome Boy who loves sports and very honest

Do You Think I’m Cute.

Ahsiniis: No not that much but your my best friend

by Ahsiniis November 24, 2017