Aussie itch

That feeling when you are so lonely and horny you are feining for a lenton scratch

Person 1: “you seem off today, what’s wrong?”
Person 2: “I’m so bored of fingering my pussy, I’ve got that aussie itch”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

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Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo

Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards

by MR_SUSPECT March 7, 2024

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Aussie Hot Pocket

Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass

We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

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Aussie

An aussieis a booze drinking pingga takind person who eats his proper meat unlike americans then gets pissed at the pub.

Are you an aussie mate?

by Fukin aussie September 5, 2019

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Aussie Cossack

A large turd in the form of a person born and raised in Sydney Australia. Effectively a mouthpiece for Pro-Russian propaganda. Currently hiding from an assault charge in the Russian Consulate in Sydney.

Boy that Aussie Cossack sure is a giant Putin loving turd

by Gorath beervan March 7, 2023

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