Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.

she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months

by shedevil666 December 31, 2016

sea of women

A large group of females that out-number the males in a defined area or space; typically only one male is present which some say is a rarity but also a perk.

It may even serve as an uncomfortable setting for said male(s), all depending of course. The term could also be used interchangeably for men but it's popular use remains with women.

1A) Michael: Dude, you're so lucky you have a class with a sea of women.

1B) Jim: I know bro, maybe I'll have a chance with one of them.

2A) David: I have no guy friends to talk with in this sea of women.

2B) Samantha: That's okay, now, which color fabric do you prefer, lavender or perrywinkle?

by B. Wiggs December 3, 2013

Sea side

Sea by the side. Side by the sea. You know, the beach. That one thing with all the sand. The one that isn't a lake. or a pond or your tub.

"I'm gonna go bury by brother by the sea side"

by CORLAShlalas March 8, 2019

sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies

Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"

by Eljimperor February 14, 2014

Sea Santa

A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.

Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.

by Megacube December 23, 2014

bit at sea

a bit unsure, uncertain

He seems a bit at sea since his brother died. They were close.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005