Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.

She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

Pulling a St. John

Commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.

Pulling a St. John.

guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
........
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.

by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008

Astounding

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

See load.

Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.

by Burley February 28, 2007

astrology

A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.

Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.

by cyberphonic January 15, 2011

astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

asterisk

you know that weird black star symbol on your keyboard? or is it a flower? who cares. anyways, asterisks are usually used in bad words to cancel out the vowels such as “f*ck” or “sh*t”

so instead of using a bad word, why not just call someone an asterisk? they will most likely not know what you are talking about, but you will since you’re reading this post right now. when someone pisses you off, call them an asterisk. or text them one. * haha see what i did there

“god he’s such an asterisk!”

“what are you talking about?”

by simp for you June 20, 2020

Trump-asthenia

The progressive weariness and public despair caused by a never ending series of poor, ill-informed decisions, infantile self-serving policies and generalized, narcissistic, ineffective hyperbole.

ANOTHER government shut-down! There is no way that Congress and the citizens of the USA will permit this to happen...all sides have reached Trump-asthenia to the max...

by YAWA February 11, 2019