Asser

A seriously shallow person (usually female)

Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers

by Angry Wilson May 21, 2011

asswer

The answer you give while talking out of your butt

My brother told me that the moon is illuminated by a giant flashlight on Mars. He's asswering again.

by Miffsmit March 19, 2016

Assberg

Adjective and noun used to describe assh*le behaviour, the apparent behaviour being only 10% of what an assberg is actually capable of.

Exclamation: "Wow! What an assh*ole!"

Reply: "Yes, but that's just the tip of the assberg."

by tomzilla saulzilla March 27, 2009

asster blaster

the little known gay life mate of master blaster on mad max,much the same as master plaster

damn it, lets go get us some chimminychangas

by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005

asser

when ur really bad at something

ur ass
"ur asser"

by ThatSadGirl101 January 30, 2017

assneck

u fucking idiot thats called a grundle

u r a retard

by tusk April 2, 2003

asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009