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Sexual Assault/Battery

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper
Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.
by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019
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triangular assault with a flechette

collage of nurses and drs.

homework

homewood reformatory
when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.
by Cody5050 January 28, 2021
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Ear Sexual Assault

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault
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textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
by fatsouliman December 15, 2014
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Assault Rifle

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering
by WarFather August 8, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025
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