Christmas af

/'krismehs ahs fuhck/

Adj.

To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.

Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.

Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.

Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!

by Clarimond March 30, 2016

Pie af

TOO pussy.

“ so, you put yo hands on her for no reason? Cause YOU mad? You pie af bruh “

by Leeto 1k June 30, 2019

Tapper AF

When you are beyond savage to a person of inferior intellect, usually in front of a crowd or television audience.

Synonyms: Savage, Ferocious, Vicious, Brutal
Antonyms: Tame, Civilized, Humane

Did you see Stephen Miller on CNN? Jake was Tapper AF! Miller must be so embarrassed!

Sally lied to my manager to get me in trouble. I'm going Tapper AF on Sally!

by Trancelot January 8, 2018

2020 AF

totally screwed

MiKe Pence is 2020 AF - he has to debate Kamala Harris!

by oldRROCR August 20, 2020

cochella af

Stoned or high on marijuana

Wow that guys cochella af

by Idgaffyfnb April 2, 2017

friday af

Hyped about Friday

So happy it's Friday af

by Friday af April 21, 2017

Pregnant AF

Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')

Adjective

1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.

2. Literal: very pregnant

ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."

Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.

by anonymous June 1, 2017