Loud as shit

Louder than a group of old men with irritable bowel syndrome pooping in unison in a public restroom!!!

After drinking a beer, my lady can burp loud as shit!!

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Smooth as shit

Whenever some does a really clean maneuver.
Or just a real nice poo

That russian ice skater lands smooth as shit.
I only drink smoothies bro no solid foods.

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Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

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What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

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The best, most fantastic thing whether it be food, drink or sometimes even drugs. It is so good that nothing compares to it.

Have you been to the new Diner down on Dingleberry Street. They have this steak dinner that is good as shit.

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being incredibly amazing or cool. the epitome of awesomeness or legitity.

Jimby, Im legit as shit; Mate, Im smart as fuck!

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Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

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