Anal Creek

Anal creek means you are having a bad time or a shit day. Anal Creek is also a place where shit goes down. Can be used in a sentence such as ("I am down in the dumps") "I am down in anal creek"
I am down in anal creek.
I am having such an anal creek of a day.
by 17 inch dildo March 16, 2015
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anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures
Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.
by KPVA February 19, 2010
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anal melancholy

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.
I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.
by jadw August 24, 2009
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Anal Meatloaf

the act of shoving a freshly cooked meatloaf up someone's butt
by betaPoltergeist February 19, 2015
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anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.
"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"
by Fagotory Climax November 23, 2016
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ANAL

One in which a girl doesn't want to fuck in and if a guy does he's gay.

A part in your butt also called "Anus" where you poop shit out. So why the fuck would you wanna fuck someone there. IT'S USED FOR POOP.
ANAL
Person 1: Aww I ate hot fries and my anus burns

Person 2: Dude, I hate when that happens.
Person 1: yeah wait til I shit then it'll really burn
Person 2: Dude Yeah your butt is going to hurtttt dawgg
by ○Mythology● March 01, 2017
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anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009
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