ALFIE

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee
Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)
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a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain
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Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
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Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
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1)Oi it’s Alfie my bitch
2) Alfie used to be my leap year bitch
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A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.
Who’s that guy there? That’s alfie, I think
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Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it
Alfie have you put it in yet?
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