Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee
by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021
by your mu July 03, 2024
Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.
Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.
Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
by _confused_ March 27, 2019
A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.
by Skull3i January 29, 2021
by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 09, 2023