Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

alfie darroch

alfie darroch is a eccie muncher from stevenston

“person 1: i heard alfie darroch is a eccie munchier and is a bad winch”

by smellyermawyabam😘 November 8, 2022

Alfie Goddard

He is very hot and is way more handsome than kate fr and he is fit and cool and sexy and cool and has big willy

Alfie Goddard has big willy kate is so lucky

by Sexyhotfitalfiefr November 9, 2022

Alfie Thompson

Good yute or a 10/10 civilian. Often used as an insult

“Look over there it’s Alfie Thompson, The goodest of yutes”
Definition-Good yute or 10/10 civilian

by Badboichillacrew November 9, 2022

Alfie

All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.

Alfie is such a spastic

by Autisticsclub69 November 15, 2022

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022