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A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people

Also addicted to black tar heroin
“Ow you fucking dumbass why’d you bite me”

Alyssa - I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it’s the heroin
Alyssa by danica420420 October 12, 2020
The most wonderful, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Everyone loves her. Everyone needs to have an Alyssa. If you don’t think so then you’re a ruby.
Alyssa is awesome
Alyssa by Alyssalover69 October 20, 2020
Alyssa big Milkers, Very WIFE.
Alyssa by Milker Lover 4 October 21, 2020
Alyssa is Righteousness
Ohh bro that's an Alyssa over their spreading that righteousness!
Alyssa by Raptorz69 November 25, 2020
Alyssa is a caring person on occasion but can often catch the ick , if an alyssa ever catches the ick for u then ur a king .
Have u ever seen alyssa she’s a right old cunt
Alyssa by Hdhsishzbdheusixheesbb December 22, 2020
She is the most wicked awesome girl you'll ever meet. Her enneagram number is 3 for sure. Her lookalike animal is a panda, and she loves climbing trees. She is a true Gryffindor.

Alyssa, I love you! You are the greatest.

Love, your friend Maggles
"Alyssa, Alyssa. Why you eating those branches? You panda."
Alyssa by BarfKnuckles February 20, 2021