i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.

I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.

Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.

by KEJIAN March 2, 2009

After After Party

In some cases, a way to end the night after the "after party." But usually is used in a way to get people out of your house whether or not there actually is another "party."

Did you hear about the "after after party??" It's at any house other than mine. Just Gtfo!

by Huske Dog August 24, 2010

After Eight

After Eight is the sexual act of ejaculating inside the rectum

I gave her "After Eight" last night.

by Coolcat576 April 6, 2016

morning after

the time when you wake up, usually after a drunken night, that you realize the problem that was made last night. Random dude is passed out in your bed, drooling on your pillow.

texts;
girl one; omg! some naked guy in my bed!
girl two; I told you not to take him home! you were gone!
girl one; shit. this is an awesome morning after..

by taytar January 25, 2009

after dinner bint

A woman that you have to take out for an expensive meal to fuck.

"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."

by Oni-91 July 4, 2009

Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009