AF wife

Air Force wife

AF wife for life!

by Uhyeah123 August 4, 2018

Pie af

TOO pussy.

“ so, you put yo hands on her for no reason? Cause YOU mad? You pie af bruh “

by Leeto 1k June 30, 2019

Christmas af

/'krismehs ahs fuhck/

Adj.

To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.

Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.

Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.

Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!

by Clarimond March 30, 2016

Bored af

Bored as fuck

When u literally have nothing to do.

Person 1: I’m bored af

Person 2: me to, i have literally nothing to do

by I HATE PEOPLE/EVERYONE/ME December 27, 2022

Pregnant AF

Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')

Adjective

1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.

2. Literal: very pregnant

ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."

Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.

by anonymous June 1, 2017

Stupid Af

some loser on the internet that reads and posts urban definitions for fun

Stupid Af: Hi I Am Stupid Af And Im A Loser Probably I Dont Know I Dont Care But Whatever.
Guy 1: Why Are You Typing Like This.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

Active AF

1). When your actively trying to act gangster to pull a girl who only goes after gangbangers
2). being black

yo that guy is getting active af

by footlongdick November 7, 2022