Adaptive White Gaussian Noise

This is a racial slur, because it associates individual personalities and traits with a skin color.

It is both positive and negative:
(1) Adaptive: flexible, able to switch to a different strategy in a new environment.
(2) Gaussian: (named after Carl Friedrich Gauss, a mathematician) vaguely implies above-average mathematical abilities or intelligence.
(3) Noise: (pejorative) nuisance, something to be ignored. A neutral synonym would be "dissenting opinion". However, in some social settings, being a dissenting voice imparts a sense of snobbishness.

Not to be confused with Additive White Gaussian Noise (AWGN), which is a mathematical concept deeply rooted in digital signal processing and probability theory. The correct interpretation of the four words of AWGN are:

(1) Additive (not to be misspelled addictive) means addition (the sum of two numbers).

(2) White means (i) consisting of all frequencies (ii) uncorrelated. This meaning stems from the physical phenomemon that a white light is formed from a mixture of monochromatic lights of various frequencies.

(3) Gaussian refers to the Gaussian Distribution, also known as a Normal Distribution, a concept in probability.

As used in bumper stickers, tshirt. Misuse of "Adaptive White Gaussian Noise" may result in disciplinary actions from school.

by emergent chaos March 29, 2009

Hop on adopt me

To be a Zoophile and have sex with pets

Hey neon giraffe, wanna hop on adopt me?

by CasualWhy May 24, 2021

Spur of the moment adoption

where a kid is kidnaped by a pedifile or as they like to call themselves a kid lover.

Man1: I didn't know you were adopted.
Man2:yeah it was a spur of the moment adoption.

by deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

Adopted

Hilarious insult used to embarass, humiliate, or emotionally destroy a jackass.

"Oh my god! Guess what?"
"What?"
"You're adopted."

by Aly Boss Ginnetti January 25, 2009

adoption

The act of giving up one's child to ensure betterment of the next generation.
courageous
heartfelt
stories?

My pseudo grandpa Mel was adopted.
adoption stories

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

adept armor

Adept Armor™ produces protective coating solutions for all fabrics, glass, and circuit boards.

I used Adept Armor™ Fabric Guard on my shoes.

by Adept Armor January 10, 2014

Adopted

Its what you are

Son, Your adopted. So is your mother.

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019