fan account

an account dedicated to a celeb. i.e one direction fan accounts, justin bieber, cheryl, little mix, 5sos

"hey do you have a twitter account"
"yeah its a fan account for little mix"

by fangirlingrightherrrrrreeeeee October 7, 2013

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

by Freak July 30, 2003

service her account

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

accumulatitis

A disease which mainly affects women. It is characterised by mass accumulation of clothes, shoes, bags, hats, etc with no regard for cupboard space or actual need.

Can also be used in reference to persons who suffer from hoarding any other substance or thing.

Have you seen Lisa's wardrobe!?! That biatch has a serious case of accumulatitis!

by bronxb July 20, 2007

Accuntasizing

Accuntasizing (-verb) is a slang verb with origins from the English verb Accustomizing, nouns; Account, Cunt, Size.

It is a modern act of getting yourself used to a shallow society which is highly material, full of CUNTS who only care about the SIZE of their bank ACCOUNTS.

1) Man, you'd better be accuntasizing to working nights for Convergis or you're going to end up getting a RIM job and on the streets.

2) Shit I moved to Calgary a year ago, can't get accuntasized to it. All I hear about is the size of people's paper houses, bank accounts, and fucking up the Mid East.

by bn880 March 22, 2009

accurish

The probability of accuracy is very high, except where it isn't.

The income I reported on my taxes is accurish.

by dogeared August 13, 2011

accountant-assisted suicide

An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.

I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.

by brontosplachna January 4, 2014