by SomePersonOnUrbDic June 30, 2021

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.
by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

When you go to youtube to watch one video and find yourself watching related videos and then watch related videos of the related videos.
by Iggleston April 25, 2009

by Laura quinns June 1, 2018

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"
Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .
by Bliss savage February 28, 2014

a homosexual orgy of strategically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst receiving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that receive the least please. The other being the front "Engine."
by Guru on a hill March 28, 2010

The act of simultaneously stimulating the anus and the penis by means of rubber dildo and rubber pocket pussy.
Jake: hey man what are you up to?
Ben: nawww man not much just got off the rubber train in my shower.
Ben: nawww man not much just got off the rubber train in my shower.
by Ballsinyourmouth12 June 12, 2013
