Dusty Uncle

A dance in which your arms go limp, you lean your head back and flail your torso left and right. Made popular by Dane Cook.

The crowd chanted with glee, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle.

by VaguelyVaginal May 13, 2010

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dusty mustache

what you receive when providing cunnilingus to an old dried up pussy

Ms. Butterfield down the street gave me a dusty mustache

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Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

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A girl who hasn’t gotten dick in a large amount of time

Kyle: “I say, that girl Savanah can be quite the bitch”
Andy: “She must have a dusty clam”

by ClamSpam January 17, 2018

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When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.

I’m combing the nursing homes with plans for a late night Dusty Coloradan.

by DarkDan911 August 12, 2019

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Puttin cinnamon on a girls vaginal area and pounding it till it feels like sand paper

I did a dusty arnold with brittany and she cried

by Dusty Arnold May 08, 2015

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While fucking a senior citizen from behind, you set his/her oxygen supply on fire during the climax.

Timmy's Grandma received severe burns while filming a Dusty Dragon scene.

by Fearless Freak July 13, 2019

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