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calvin

calvin is the love of my life, my best friend, calvin will always be here for me, he is so so amazing and makes me smile all the time, he is so so handsome and he’s perfect in every way, i love him with all my heart, he respects me more than anyone and is so caring and thoughtful, i truly love him so much
Calvin is the person meant for me and i can’t imagine my life without him
by ejp December 28, 2021
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Calvine

A kid who uses dead meme phrases from 2017 and dabs.
That Calvine is Le Big Stupid.
by Xx_M3meL0rd-2284_xX June 8, 2020
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Calvin

When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore
I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"
by brithater81 April 2, 2022
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Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.
“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”
by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023
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Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.
"That bitch ass nigga Calvin
by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022
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calvin

most likely to be gay a teacher but not funny but very cool when his happy but mostly bald
calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy
gayteacher c
calvin like to eat his pen
by ksdklejik May 24, 2022
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Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social
I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun
by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024
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