Miguel De La Cruz

A fat piece of shit that is a couch potato and licks Michelles dick all day. He loves to play soccer but sucks ass at it. Miguel is a great fuck because his tits are nice and round. He also loves to spam his mic by eating pretzals and takis that have a 100 grams of sodium and instantly give you type 7 diabetes. He also has a vagina

Yo Jack stay away from Miguel De La Cruz because he may eat you.

by PapaFaggot November 26, 2017

Ted Cruz Cancun Trip

A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.

Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...

by Nuclear Grade February 22, 2021

monty de la cruz

Monty de la cruz is a character from 13 Reasons Why he is really caring to his friends and he is really sweat to his boyfriend Winston so he is really nice but he is gay and his dad doesnt accept that. That makes him mad and he is a very angry character because of it. He hides his sexuality in case people will find out because he just wants to be accepted

"I just want to be accepted and so does Monty de la cruz"

by riri_is_cool June 06, 2021

Booter De La Cruz

Booter De La Cruz commonly know as Booter.
Definition: a bottle of stuff
Commonly drank by leprechauns

Looking to quench your thirst after a long day fighting the night man? Fight milk just not doing it for you? Look no further at Booter De La Cruz.

Im dieing for a bottle of Booter

by Booter De La Cruz January 05, 2022

Gabriel Angelo E. Cruz

My Mudafukin classmate

Gabriel Angelo E. Cruz is mah muddafukin classmate.

by Remmyboyyz January 15, 2019

Vince de la cruz

i kid from Arizona and is a known homo and butt pirate

LOOK AT VINCE DE LA CRUZ, HE IS SUCH A FAGGOT, WATCH OUT HE MIGHT RAPE YOU

by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 March 25, 2009

montgomery de la cruz

A weirdo bully with internalized homophobia who sticks broomsticks up peoples asscracks

Person 1: "Omg stop bullying me emily"
Person 2: "If you knew montgomery de la cruz you wouldn't say that"
Person 1: "Why??"
Person 2: "Has emily ever stuck a broom up your ass?"
Person 1: "No"
Person 2: "there ya go"

by buzzlightyearsasscum May 23, 2021