1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.
"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."
by qguru722 September 21, 2012

When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.
by davudgullo January 26, 2021

The theory that, with certain exceptions, everyone should be armed when in public. It is a counter-theory to gun control.
Also written as one word.
Also written as one word.
by MandatoryCarry January 30, 2019

Someone who is always on the passenger side of their girlfriends car being carried around picked up and dropped off. The carry man is not concerned with feeling in control he lets his hair blow in the wind.
by Drejagar February 18, 2023

by Mia Dougherty December 9, 2022

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”
by wadrow October 17, 2019

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.
Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.
Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?
Anarch: YES! …no.
Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?
Anarch: YES! …no.
by tariqk December 5, 2021
