2 definitions by qguru722

carry-no-key

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.

"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."

by qguru722 September 22, 2012

Lynyrd Skyn-nerd

A person who yells “Free Bird” at a concert, no matter what group is playing.

It was a great concert once the group drowned out those Lynyrd Skyn-nerds.

by qguru722 February 21, 2012