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Your mom

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.
by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010
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what people say after almost every other word.

this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.
" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"

or

" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"
by susie bebop July 20, 2008
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Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.
Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!
by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009
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A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.
Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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birth giver / best and most over used joke ever.
n00b: what'd you do this weekend?
me: YOUR MOM.
by sarahhh$$ April 13, 2006
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shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"
by ur brizzo February 2, 2004
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The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.
Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.
by Trollkicker December 22, 2009
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