Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016

LingeringUPSMan

When a man delivers his package but continues to stick around to keep fucking you.

Frank: "Last night I was fucking kathleen and after I blew my load I just kept hammering away. She couldn't get enough."

John: "Dude you're such a LingeringUPSMan!"

by Spankedspacer April 19, 2016

lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not

He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!

by magicmist April 26, 2016

wangeling

Walking down to the train station

Im wangeling down to to train station

by ANANCAVITY November 14, 2017

wingdingled

a feeling elijah gets when he's really really happy

"elijah you look very wingdingled today"

"Thank you I am, i found out I no longer have an ability to lose serotonin"

by Youknowyou'reclapped October 2, 2019

wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.

1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.

by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021

Dingering

Passing an unreal amount of cars in a short period of time.

AJ Allmendinger was dingering around Mid-Ohio.

by EvilNascar June 6, 2021