When a person gets naked, shits in a bag and then walks up to a person and screams “SLUTTY SMITH”and empty’s it on someone’s face then jumps on their face with their bare ass.
by BakedPatato March 23, 2021
Get the Slutty smithmug. Always there for you when you need it and has an amazing sence in fashion. She is the kindest, most caring and beautiful person in the world. And is known for never quitting.
by Red scarf February 12, 2021
Get the Téa Smithmug. poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.
patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.
by jordan February 10, 2004
Get the patti smithmug. When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.
by Obi Wankanobi January 22, 2014
Get the Granny Smithmug. Most important name originated. Hottest lesbian know to mankind. Has the ability to turn any straight bitch (me). Really fucking hot by the way. Often has cool tattoos. Makes you want to fuck on top of Lamborghini Huracàn LP 610-4. Gets you wetter than a firefighters water hose. She's also really fucking hot etc.
I'm straight as fuck but I'd lick Nutella off of Alana Smith on top of a Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4.
by thotwatcher911 January 24, 2015
Get the Alana Smithmug. A badass from the Matrix Trilogy. Gets extremly pissy when Neo aka Thomas Anderson is around and feels the strange compulsion to kick Neo's ass.
by Drugless September 21, 2005
Get the Agent Smithmug. (n) popular singer of the late 90's, early 00's. now deceased from an apparent suicide. Music featured in the popular film "Good Will Hunting".
by Jordan Nguyen October 7, 2005
Get the Elliott Smithmug.