wrinkle ranch

A bar or lounge in which older women go to pick up younger men.

Last night I was feeling like an older woman so my buddy and I headed over to the wrinkle ranch to find some action.

by Beaker411 February 11, 2006

wrinklebrain

One who is clever, intelligent, and quick on their feet. In contrast to a smoothbrain.

Andrew got an A in the hardest class in our school! He must be a true wrinklebrain.

by Kahni March 13, 2019

Penis Wrinkle

pe-nis wrin-kle
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.

Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.

by Wet Willy the White April 17, 2009

wrinkled rat's ass

What you give when you don't care about something; see flying fuck, ask me if I care?

Howard Dean's in town! I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass!

by octopod November 22, 2003

jimmy wrinkle

Slang term for a woman's vagina. Possibly British in origin. Simply, a "wrinkle" in which one might put one's jimmy.

"My girlfriend has not shaved her jimmy wrinkle for many days."

by titmouse September 8, 2008

wrinkled air

A fart:
The wrinkled lines used in cartoons
to indicate smell.

I just made wrinkled air.

by gwoodsy May 10, 2004

Fass Wrinkle

The wrinkle that happens in between your eyes when too many girls sit on your face and their butt cheaks squeeze your forehead together.

Hunter your getting a Fass Wrinkle from all these girls.

by CarolinaNightlife.com February 10, 2010