2 definition by Beaker411

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A bar or lounge in which older women go to pick up younger men.
Last night I was feeling like an older woman so my buddy and I headed over to the wrinkle ranch to find some action.
by Beaker411 February 04, 2006

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Spooning with the meat inside.
We were spooning and I gave her the tamale hug.
by beaker411 May 27, 2007

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