weiner boy

a weiner boy is someone who likes to have a good old suck on a sausage

sharkey is a weiner boy

by michael sharkey November 17, 2003

Weiner pants

The condition in which a male finds his erect penis straining to escape from the clothing around it.

Named in honor of Representative Anthony Weiner.

Damn girl! That dress you've got on is giving me a serious case of the Weiner pants.

by Blaknail June 18, 2011

weiner water

1. the super tasty broth prepared as a result of boiling weiners.

2. when I dunk my filthy, unwashed cock in a glass of water; the perfect beverage for your mom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I boiled up some weiners...want some?"

Guy 2: "Fuck the weiners, gimme some of that delicious weiner water"

Guy 1: "That's what I gave your mom last night."

by The Zim. January 17, 2009

weinersaurus

a female of the human persuasion hungry for the cock in any orifice of her body at all times.

see slag.

Man, she is such a weinersaurus; all she does is talk about the cock.

by Slag Face October 10, 2007

weiner beat

to jack around and not do anything productive

the service guys are famous for performing a weiner beat

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

cocktail wieners

Best served with barbeque sauce and a toothpick. May be cooked in a microwave or an oven then doused in bbq sauce

I made cocktail wieners the other day b4 my friends came over they were very good.

by Will April 22, 2005

Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

by Anonymous Judaean December 22, 2008