wedding cake

A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".

Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing!

by MMoose November 8, 2006

wedding ring

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.

John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.

by Xcluxive April 19, 2007

American Wedding

When a woman performs oral sex on a man under the table in a restaurant. Usually concealed by the table cloth. From a scene in the movie by the same name.

He got his wife to give him an American Wedding at that Italian Resturant downtown.

by Bart Sampson August 1, 2010

Wedding Band

Similar to the female wedding band, but contrary to popular belief, the male wedding band is actually placed around the males nuts after sex on their wedding night.

Matt cant go out with us tonight because he has a wedding band now and his brain is affected.

by EMARG December 14, 2008

wedding cake

When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early?

by Mozes April 6, 2005

Shot gun Wedding

A shot gun wedding is when the father of the bride holds a gun to the head of the groom and makes him marry his daughter on his life. Usually caused by pregnancy of the bride, or a broken heart. Naturally, started in a Redneck Community.

I got er' Pregnant and now I'm in a fricken shot gun wedding!

by Brookers~<3 December 15, 2007

Wedding Marth

The character Marth, from Fire Emblem and the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically wearing his white outfit.

He's gonna kick your ass using wedding Marth. You can't win.

by Chaos_Dude July 18, 2006