weed

apparently it will save your life.

you can tell weed messes you up cause all the people who come on here to writed about it mispell words with letters that are on the other side of the keyboard.

by couchpotat April 17, 2010

weed

the ultamate substence that will fix any bad day no matter the extent of the day. weed is the coolest thing ther ever was and i belive everyone sould get the chance to experiance its greatness.

some stoner:"so ur mom died, ur wife cheated on u, ur being aouteded, sued by a rich gay man, and ur in trouble with the mob u say... u whant some weed?"
depresed guy:"ok"
(5 min later)
depresed guy:"ISNT IT GRATE TO BE ALIVE!?" "dont u feel like every breath is a grate gift from the above"
some stoner:"fuckin burnout"

by black panda January 24, 2007

weed

is the best substance known of all time.
you smoke it,or make hash brownies with it.

stoner- hey man, wanna smoke some weed?
smart kid- naw man i don't smoke weed, i smoke fools like you on the basketball cort!

by empty!!!!!! March 29, 2007

weede

excellent, or 'high-grade' weed. the smoke of choice for connoisseurs.

tyronne: yo man, this shit is banging

Harry: yeah man, it's the high-grade weede

tyronne: fo shiz

by Harry W September 21, 2006

weed

I plant that is all too common around the globe, that is smoked by bored teenagers and bored adults. Defended by more frequent users as either God's greatest gift to man-kind since glass and thumbs, or a safer substance than cocaine or meth. This type of defense is what makes everybody think we are baboons.

The affects of weed varies with every person, but generaly euphoria and calmness follows after you are high. But it makes my legs twitch.

Bah, If I can't get weed by Friday, I just may have to do something productive.

Luis is something of weed leech, but he has nice hair.

This weed compliments my 24-pack of pudding cups very nicely.

by Yelsmirg March 19, 2006

Weed

A plant in which that if you smoke you become high. It is not a drug

"keep it green and smoke weed"

by nicole_420 March 19, 2009

weed

a plant that is good to smoke gets you high as fuck and you can smoke it out of anything even a banana!

haha i am so fucking high right now dude!
imma go some some weed

by ayyeitsmagdog December 21, 2016