Fauxble Warming

The mistaken belief that scientists have "proven" that the current warming trend of the global average temperature has anything to do with human activity.

A strange, almost religious-like zealotry has permeated believers of this propaganda, to the level where scientists who dare to conjecture that maybe we can't yet prove that man is causing global warming are fired, forced to step down, denounced as "oil company shills" etc.

Believers also are known for being high outputters of eco-shame. They will slash the tires of your SUV while drinking the sweat off a poor man's back.

Fauxble Warming:

Bob: You know, I read somewhere that polar bears can swim quite well, a trait they evolved thousands of years ago when it was much warmer than today.

Joe: Whatever man, I'm signing this petition to stop Africa from using coal so they don't ruin the world man.

by DonkeyKong Kroger FX May 16, 2007

waning

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning

by chaotica July 24, 2008

Brobal Warming

A group of bros in a steam room.

Brobal Warming is becoming an epidemic throughout the bro community.

by Michael Townsend September 15, 2009

slow warming coffee pot

when you wait awhile before having sex with someone.

I just want to let you know before we get to the house the I’m a slow warming coffee pot

by Charlibitmyfinger December 17, 2017

Warrington Wolves

Rugby League Team in Warrington, England.
Challenge Cup Champions - 2009 + 2010
Top of the table - 2011
Best Fans in the World - Always

Nicknamed the Wire after the Wire industry in Warrington.

Once you become a Wire you are a Wire till you die.

"WIRE TILL I DIE, A WIRE TILL I DIE, I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM A WIRE TILL I DIE"

"OH WARRY WARRY WARRY WARRY WARRY WARRY WARRINGTON"

"I support the best super league team ever, the Warrington Wolves"

by WarringtonGirl1991 December 30, 2011

pocket warming bitch boys

these are the dudes who walk around under-dressed in cooler weather with their hands in their pockets in order to try and keep themselves warm. They tend to associate with another and don't appreciate how weak they look.

Sara was waiting at a red light on a cool evening, when 3 dudes walked in front of her in sandals, shorts, and tank tops each with their hands in their pockets. She yelled, "Get a fucking jacket on you pocket warming bitch boys!!!"

by von groovy May 3, 2019

Global Warming

The Earth becomes hot.

Factories cause global warming.

by PiranhaFeet October 31, 2021