tornado warning

not a good thing

if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can

The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)

"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"

"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"

"Great idea!"

Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado

by RiceOfCourse July 1, 2022

Who invented walking

Alberto Scorfano was the very first person to invent walking, every one just copied him (☆▽☆)

“Right walking, don’t worry! You’re in luck! I basically invented it.” -Alberto Scorfano (the one who invented walking)

by Rubyisstinky September 11, 2021

Dead girl walking

Veronica sawyer.

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walking. I'm in your yard, im a dead girl walking."

by GodchampKinnie April 10, 2022

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

by littlejimmie December 17, 2019

walking simulator

A walking simulator is a type of video game which lacks many of the traditional aspects of a game (such as a goal, win/loss conditions, any kind of game system to interact with) despite taking the form of a video game. The phrase implies that there is basically nothing to do in the game other than walking around.

A: I sent you a new game on Steam, check it out.
B: Gone Home? That's not even a game, it's a walking simulator.

by 2CleverUsername December 7, 2014

Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck

Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck

by yv July 8, 2004

walking 69

Advanced sex position, requiring one partner to be very large and strong, and the other very small and light (see portable). One partner lifts the other and holds him/her upside down while the two perform a 69 on each other. Usually seen in porn videos, but not recommended for the average couple.

We wanted to try a walking 69, but unless she loses some weight, it's going to ruin my back.

by Evac156 February 17, 2005