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Walking the dead dog

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.
"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."
by Fugazziboi September 9, 2014
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noun; A homosexual male of the most flamboyant variety; A male prostitute
Look at that douche-bag in the turtleneck, he's such a chicken-walking twink fluffer
by Lifesaver & Lazarus December 2, 2007
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z walkin'

When someone's walking all crazy in front of you, blocking every effort to pass them, because they're on their cell phone or texting or just stupid.
Rachel, we need to toads take this guy down. He's crazy z walkin' and we're gonna be late for the party.
by mrsspanks September 4, 2009
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A Walking Gregor

A walking gregor, an interesting species. They be walking around with a huge head and tiny face. You can call people that have such features, a walking gregor. Also is a dipshit with a high voice.
Woahh dude look its a walking gregor!!
by Rockelle420 October 14, 2018
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walking spanish

Ambulatory locomotion of the recipient of the bum's rush, involuntarily emulating a Flamenco dancer by dint of being simultaneously propelled forward and elevated at the seat of one's pants with one hand, and the scruff of one's neck with another. The expression recalls the supposed "custom of pirates, in the Spanish Main, of forcing prisoners wo walk while holding them by the neck so that their toes barely touched the deck." (Robert L. Chapman)
...and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004
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walking encyclopedia

Someone who has a vast array of knowledge on many subjects, topics, concepts and sciences. 'a walking encyclopedia' although a walking encyclopedia mustn't know everything, they are still very capable of forming understandings on things they have heard relating to said subjects that people are inquired about.
noob: Hey Archie, have you heard about that that Indian god who experienced and described nuclear explosions?

Archie:I think you are talking about Vishnu who in mythology obtained nuclear weapons and used them on different cultures, at the time there was said to be great mushroom like clouds and evidence today that such radiation has happened in the past with nuclear elements, it's unlikely that this happened though, i think with the mythological wars however it's an interesting topic that could be discussed further, if you are interested you may like the mythology of Astra they are different types of supernatural weapons which some anthropologists suggest are just descriptions for different types of modern weaponry, and that begs teh question are they modern? were there aliens involved? and then you must ask yourself, why does it need to be aliens? why not time-travel or in another case humans who live among us who we consider "alien" because we have no understanding of them. :)

noob:Woah Archie, you're a "walking encyclopedia" thanks man, so tell me more about these humans who live amoung us?

Archie: Ahaha, i'm just from the internet *blushes* ^,..,^
by ArchieAU November 2, 2013
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idiots out walking around

"Ever been to Iowa?"
"Yeah, it's just a bunch of Idiots out walking around."
by Kernel Kraut September 11, 2013
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