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work the middle

He can't work the middle like I can.
by what you know September 3, 2005
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Work wife

The coworker of your preference that makes working the overnight shift tolerable. A funny, beautiful, witty, and entertaining female counterpart in the work place.
If it wasn’t for my work wife, I would quit working in this hell hole.
by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020
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Work CC'd

When an employee that does not get along with another employee, deliberately copies all email correspondence to a boss just to get the employee in trouble; a form of work tattle-tailing.
Shit! Teresa just Work CC'd our boss on the blown development deal.
by Turdface Johnson September 10, 2013
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Work crush

The work crush is the attraction of two co-workers (the client/vendor relationship also qualifies) but the relationship is of mutual respect and admiration. Work crushes tend to get Starbucks together, chat on the phone, IM, and eat together. They spend so much time together or their interactions are so natural and easy that many think they are actually involved. The work crush is always platonic. If it turns sexual, it is no longer a crush and has now become an affair.
Suzie and John are each other's work crush. They eat lunch together everyday.
by Janice NY April 3, 2008
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work on MA

Originally means "work on Marvelous Attack", originally meant for the PC game Stepmania. Outside of the game, however, you can use it as a comeback similar to that of no u and your mom.
For use in Stepmania:

Moogy: ZOMG I GOT LIEK 200 PERFS ON STRANGEPROGRAM!11!1!!1!!one!1!! o btw u have aids
DigitalCyber: work on MA

For use in real-life situations:

emo kid: i hate life
non-emo kid: work on MA

someone who loves fat chicks: i just boned a fat chick
someone who doesnt: work on MA

black person: hi
white person: work on MA
by #1 Messi Fan September 10, 2006
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work the middle

To orally or manually stimulate the clitoris. This is inspired by the anatomy of the vagina as the clitoris is nicely situated between the labia, or in the middle of the labia. Hence the phrase.. " work the middle". We have American pop artist "Allyah" to thank for this public service announcement/song that brought so much awareness to often forgotten and ignored lady parts. The phrase was originally coined in Allyahs hit song " Rock the Boat".
Baby, work the middle so i can cum quicker.
by JizzyJG May 14, 2016
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Work Aversion Disorder

A psychiatric medical condition in which a person is repulsed by working or being employed. As a result, s/he makes excuses to avoid working for a living.

One with Work Aversion Disorder (WAD) may appear to be lazy, immature, irresponsible, or to have a poor work ethic, but that is not the case. S/he is actually psychologically unable to seek or perform employment. Most of these people are able to do work-like activities outside of the context of employment.

Work Aversion Disorder is caused by various mental illnesses, including anxiety disorder (like agoraphobia or panic disorders), depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, or post-traumatic stress disorder.

People with Work Aversion Disorder usually do not admit they have work aversion, but make excuses not to work, such as physical illness, external obstacles, religious beliefs, or non-paying obligations in their lives, and often turn to extreme measures to obtain money needed such as draining savings, getting into debt, looking for easy money, begging, gambling, or in the worst cases, illegal activity.

It is common for people with Work Aversion Disorder to lose friends, marriages to dissolve, and family members to disown victims.

It is estimated that about 1-2% of the population worldwide has Work Aversion Disorder. The rate is equal in all countries, races, cultures, and genders, though it only has been recognized as a disorder since the 1980s, in most cases, it goes unnoticed.
My son has Work Aversion Disorder. He once had a full-time job and was fully self-supporting, but now he doesn't work at all. He is behind on all his bills, his house is in foreclosure, and his car was recently repossessed.

At first, I was telling him to go out and get a job. I then realized that would not solve the problem. He really needs help. He has an illness, and he needs to be treated.
by Bed time May 2, 2010
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