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power vomit

The action of projecting vomit in a linear intense stream. Some times coming out the nose due to the extreame force.
"I did a power vomit all over the place lastnight."
by djjmr76 February 22, 2009
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retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.
Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.
by Nathan T. Freeman December 30, 2008
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Vomit Children

vomit children
When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.
I can't see Tim and Ash ever having sex. I just can't picture it. They should just have some vomit children.
by Jesse Bailey May 13, 2006
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baby vomit

A young woman of repressive upbringing who tries to be sexy in order to seem more mature. Said young woman is not mature and has no clue how to really be sexy; instead, she comes off looking slutty and childish.
These high school girls on Myspace think they're posing like models but they just look like baby vomit.
by Mr. Tomato September 17, 2008
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vomiting butterfly

When you cum on a chicks butthole but, not inside. Then you squish the buttcheeks together and then spread them appart and observe your beautiful vommitting butterfly.
Nick gave violet a vomiting butterfly cause bitch was spending his mother f*ing money.
by Niceapples November 12, 2009
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nut vomit

When you vomit so hard that it hurts your nuts.
I threw up so hard I had nut vomit.
by Krumpleforeskin September 8, 2011
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Vomit comet

To be sick, especially after alcohol.
Fuck me, Jake was proper hammered yesterday, the Vomit Comets were flying like there was no tomorrow.
by olly5764 May 26, 2018
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