ass viking

gay guy who likes ass

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...

by M>L>A April 9, 2009

killed violinly

The act of being beaten repeatedly by a Stradavarius until death.

We were so annoyed by them, they were almost killed violinly by Mitchell and I.

by BlackSol & Dean July 9, 2009

bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017

Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

Fuck-ling Viking

A overweight man who bullies his peers and strangers, inferior in size to him.
Has the IQ of a mentally handicapped hamster, and lives in a poorly kept trailer.

"That Fuck-ling Viking grabbed my collar and threatened to beat me up if i don't give him my lunch!"
"OMG! That Fuck-ling Viking sat on my dog and killed it!"

by Salpex Suplex May 15, 2016

Accidentally play the violin

Going to the bathroom for an innocent reason (bathing, hygiene, grooming) but ending up masturbating furiously or partaking in other sexual acts often that are intense whilst in the bathroom. A verb describing hormonal boys but is not exclusive to the gender.

He went to go pee but you could hear him accidentally playing the violin.
Billy used to frequently accidentally play the violin but now he mostly does it in public.
"I'm going to the bathroom now." "OK but be careful to not to accidentally play the violin"

by Maxim Bovich Afonin May 27, 2018

Jake The Viking

The best Mr Beast member. He likes string cheese

Omg it's Jake The Viking, give him string cheese.

by anonymous May 5, 2021