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Red Rocket Vacuum

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.
Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!
by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016
mugGet the Red Rocket Vacuummug.

vacuum wrapped sausage

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.
Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
by soggy banana December 10, 2011
mugGet the vacuum wrapped sausagemug.

apply an oral vacuum

a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults
won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?

let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank

couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the apply an oral vacuummug.

vacuum my pork sword

It means to suck someone's dick
Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar
by Bananarama six thousand March 14, 2017
mugGet the vacuum my pork swordmug.

pulled full vacuum

Eloquent Nerd-speak for "sucked" or "gay" (but not in an 1880s way).
I usually like movies based on comic books, but "The Hulk" pulled full vacuum.
by longislandspider July 10, 2006
mugGet the pulled full vacuummug.

Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.
Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
mugGet the Vancouver Vacuum Cleanermug.

[burnt] [vacuum] [belt]

someone has been smoking weed. it smells as if your vacuum belt has burned.
Damn Sarah! you've done and burnt the vacuum belt, save some for me!

Kenny burnt vacuum belt yesterday for so long, he couldn't remember my name.
by Trons April 4, 2009
mugGet the [burnt] [vacuum] [belt]mug.

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