hartlepool united

amazing team best in the world

hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*

by paul May 21, 2004

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Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

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Stupid kids call jokingly call eachother by their first innitial, followed by "unit". These kids don't seem to seem how stupid they sound, because it is dumb in the first place, and so many people say it.

"Yo M-UnIT! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA damn man I'm so funny I called Marc 'M-Unit'! Get it? M-Unit instead of G-Unit! HAhAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA I'm so funny!"

by 78 September 21, 2004

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astronomical unit

roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun

The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

by ?mypseudonym? April 23, 2020

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Blue Unit

A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.

Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.

by FakeShizupple December 15, 2016

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